Here are some games and assorted activities I have invented to keep my mind off not spending money. I think most are self-explanatory, but if you need exposition just leave a comment. (Actually, leave a comment anyway. They make me happy.)

1. Loaf Cake Punt and Short Cup Derby (drop-kicked Chocolate Cinnamon Bread, pictured)
2. Water Drinking Competitions
3. Inventing recipes out of broken pastries (Classic Parfait = Crumbles of Classic Coffee Cake + Banana + Whipped Cream + Caramel)
4. Hello Kitty Uno Championship of Champions
5. Teaching Bain to use the cash register so I don't have to ring up customers
6. Throwing caution to the wind
7. Critiquing sermons and peppering my dialogue with obscure scripture references (because being judgmental and snarky is what Christianity is all about, right?)
8. Wallowing in self pity
9. Beer Boggle
10. Recruiting employees into Starbucks' web of capitalism


SHOUT OUTS
Carrigans ... for more beer and corn nuggets than I could possibly eat (& drink)
Jenn ... for a Waffle House tip
John ... for gas to Fairhope